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MALL COP
mall cop rotting in a neon flight bag
forty teeth flashing metallic slang
winking and preening ,a disease like rapture
tracking down a mall rat,with a reward for their capture
he's a mall cop
he is a mall cop
mall cop swearing in a psychic hayloft
givin' up these zombies
for a imminent take-off
gulping and gobbing
and ranting to no end
he guzzles down his mad dog
commands the walls to bend
he's a mall cop
he's got a small cock
spiked himself with meth
said we had bad breath
we thought it over for a sec
picked up a two by four and beat the fuck to death
he's a mall cop
he's got a small cock
and he's headed for the sex shop
in the sky
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instrumental
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GRADY HA HA - Anesthetic
02:26
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ANESTHETIC
psychological dependence on an anesthetic
can't wake up or go to sleep
i can't fuck ,i can't eat
i watch t.v. ,but that's getting beat
i gotta get high ,get anestheezed
can't go to work ,definitely not
can't go to the store,not without pot
i am a dope head ,i'm hoppin' around
anesthesia wears the crown
shoot me up and knock me down
i don't care ,i'll hang around
no place to go ,they don't want me
i'm just standing in the street
anestheez me
anestheez me
anestheez me
please
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BURNIN' DOWN THE HEADS
this ain't no flophouse
this ain't no cathouse
this ain't no fuckin' around
this ain't no shitpile
this ain't no treadmill
this ain't no comic book world
fuck talking heads
totally in the '77 shit pile
burning heads vinyl
torching david byrne
burn baby ,byrne
stickin' all 5 of our huge man cocks
into tina weymouth's tiny holes
talk to the head of my cock
c'mon tina
sing into the microphone
i'll play tom toms on your ass
the tom tom club suck as well
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SUICIDAL BALLERINA BLUES
she wanted to dance
but she's a klutz
spins around
and falls on her butt
been doin' this for years
studied till she was in tears
now suicidal ,poppin' pills and drinkin' beers
so, so, blue, in a blue tutu
the glow so blue ,from the picture tube
she lays and watches,swan lake
spills her wine on the layer cake
as her lifeline begins to break
suicidal,poppin' pills ,and drinkin' beers
always near death
fatal ,gloomy ,gothic chick
black and blue
her coffin and tomb
dress of blue
long black hair
of silky webs
on a deathbed
never dancing
forever in her head
suicidal ,poppin' pills ,and drinkin' beers
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HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY PANTS
has anybody here
seen my pants?
well they musta got up
and walked away
i was in the bedroom
fucking the hostess
when my pants disappeared
just like a ghostess
i came out of the room
with a dick so hard
had to move the whole party
out to the backyard
well,i had to make enough room
for my big fuckin' dick
even if i had my pants
they probably would'nt fit
but i still wish i could find 'em
i wish i fucking could
and if wishes were like gumdrops
well ,i'd eat'em
yes i would
well , won't somebody please tell me
if they have seen my pants
hangin' around?
i'll be hangin' out
with my cock in the living room
and the dining room
about 9 feet long
and 5 feet around
it's definitely a sight
to astound
has anybody seen my fuckin' pants
hangin' around?
has anybody seen?
has anybody seen
my fuckin' pants?
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DOINKIN' AND FLOOPIN'
livin' on the planet of the human zoo
doinkin' and floopin' is all we do
we are pleased with food to eat
we have sex like luncheon meat
doinkin' and floopin' flippin' right out
doinkin' and floopin' wiggin' on down
jumpin' a pogo beat ,a rythmic chanting
doinkin' and floopin' ,raving and ranting
so,so,high now,all flooped out
excessive doinkin'
excessive floopin'
just sleep it off
then beat it off
doinkin' and floopin'
fuckin' and partying
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WHEN THE APEMAN SMILES
cringe in terror
run for miles
don't eat breakfast
when the apeman smiles
sex is not death
if you know your friends
i love disciples of the burning flame
it doesn't bother me
i stand all by myself
she's not really cute
she doesn't care
nothing but lines will break
the stranglefoot
if felt cones were legal
i'd beckon my own fallen valor
you got gas and matches
so set yourself on fire
you don't wanna be alive
when the apeman smiles
i'm open minded enough
i thought i liked it at first
it was highly political
totally dwarfs ,it's funny
what the hell is this i feel
like foil tube substance
where to no
what's the reference reasoning
it's an opulent poop hell cause
i don't use
if you've got bananas
rake them in a pile
you better hope it distracts him
when the apeman smiles.
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THE SWEET SMELL OF JUSTICE
smell their flesh burning
big bonfire tonite
we roast the pigs
over the open flames
throwing a molotov
into precinct five
we make sure
there's no pigs left alive
we're on a slaughter
so hogs get out of sight
we're bloodthirsty
got a lawmaker appetite
fuck all the pigs up
burn them at the stake
then throw the ashes
into the lake
smell the justice in the air
smell the bacon burn
the sweet smell of justice
now it is our turn
anarchy!
anarchy!
time to kill authority.
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PAUL KLINE
paul kline was a friend of mine
he killed old lady grey,she was 75
he broke in and strangled away her life
he cut her in pieces with his boyscout knife
he walked like a robot ,down the side of the road
so stiff and angry,cursing every passing auto
pulverizing street signs ,with his fist
sit on a curb and mumble ,and look real pissed
they gave him the baker act , 'cause he's insane
he lived a life of internal pain
he walks pondella ,late at night
if you see him coming ,you better stay out of sight.
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Z.A.T.H. - Crazy Mary
02:13
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CRAZY MARY
crazy mary,cat collector
sat in the bath for 2 months
talked to the walls
and talked to her cats
lint is why she lives
lint sculptures
worm innards
radio instigator
on the television
who forgives god
sherlock's in heaven
when she went down
to the market
saw what they had done
to her favorite section
couldn't find cat collectors zine
on the rack
pushing a cart
lint intact
going to start
trying to act more like
sherlock's in heaven
solo
spangled things
in the dark
talkin' to cats
crazy mary laughs.
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KING CORNDOG IN THE HAUS
king corndog on a hype tick
got mustard on my corndog dick
i'm shittin' , i'm shittin'
i'm corndog shittin'
my deep fryers full
i ain't kiddin'
i ain't happy
i ain't eatin' no corndogs
without mustard ,g
corndog shittin'
the house smells crappy
(he ain't eatin' no corndogs without mustard,g)
(ch) king corndog's in the motherfuckin' haus
come suck my corndog
you like ball park
and oscar meyer
suck my corndog
and i'll take you higher
you're bendin' over for a corndog stick
i got mustard for you in my corndog dick
king corndog crazy
crazy king corndog
goin' crazy
on a deep-fry spree
drinkin' mustard juice
like a golden slurpee
take out my corndog dick
i squirt mustard for pee
king corndog in the house that fried us
shoulda got some mustard
shoulda tried us
the life of a corndog
is no fun
gettin' deep fried
on a corncake bun
her deep fry basket
is as clean as can be
maybe she'll
move in with me
i'd like to stick my corndog up her ass
she's got tender vittles
i wanna eat her shittles
(repeat ch)
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MOON OVER MANNEQUINS
all the mannequins
come alive
they move around
in the moonlight
when the stores are closed
and no one's near
if you listen close
you can hear
the mutter of the mannequins
marching to the moon
and the song that they hum
is a stupid tune
something like:
la la la
we are they
up the escalator
we shop,shop so happily
we are mannequins
in the twilight
moon over mannequins
their faces don't have expressions
they act out their fantasies
and live out their obsessions
kinda like you
but with more to it.
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PLASTIC JESUS
what'd he ever do for me
what'd he ever do for you
gave his life on a cross
a stupid jew ,a jew ,a jew ,a jew
says he tried to save us
like we can really be saved
jesus looks like charlie manson
rising from the grave ,from the grave ,from the grave
people sit here all day long
watching preachers on t.v.
they have to buy a mansion
they need your money,money,money,money
lookit jim bakker
the fuckin' right wing christian idiot
i hope they never let him outta jail
i'l kill him,kill him,kill him,kill him,kill him
don't want no plastic jesus on my dashboard
don't want no plastic jesus on my lawn
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LEIF GARRETT'S PROSTATE GLAND
leif garrett wants you to touch his prostate gland
it makes his cum shoot across the room
on the carpet the cum will land
and drip on a picture of sabrina on a broom
leif garrett's prostate gland sticks out of his ass
his prostate waves ,"hi" ,and his cum hits the roof
it drips on his face,his sister licks it up
tiger beat takes pictures for the issue next month
win a date with leif's prostate gland
c'mon in his bedroom give him a hand job
touch his prostate it makes him cum in gallons
he'll sign your tits and perform cunnilingus
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QUEEN TURD OF SHIT HILL
she's big and she's ugly
smells like a cat
wears eau de piss perfume
gots cheese in the folds of her fat
she don't like no insects
don't watch old movies
can't stand to see small animals killed
when she drives around
in her shitty car
the kids all yell
she's queen turd of shit hil
(ch) aaaaaaaa
queen turd of shit hill
aaaaaaaa
queen turd of shit hill
she wishes that her dad never met her father
when she goes to the shops
she wonders why the sales people
bother her
with a checkbook in hand
pearls on her neck
she's going out now
she's gonna kill
she's queen turd of shit hill
(repeat ch)
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UNCUT - Luau Torch
02:48
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luau torch,luau torch (ad infinitum)
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VIDEO CHRIST
temple of worship
house of the video christ
rent some sermons
at the house of the video christ
bow and kneel to the video christ
all jews are going straight to hell
they live in a world of sex,drugs and perversity
under the eyes of the video christ
the lord is mad
get a bigger screen
no black and white
you'll go to hell
video christ recorded his death
on a camcorder vcr
for all our sins
for us to watch.
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PURE CONCENTRATED EVIL
boser blick
boser blick
bewitching
enchanting
counter charm
a phallus
boser blick
boser blick
out of the heart of men
proceed evil thoughts
if thine eye be evil
the whole body shall be full of darkness
a mere look ,a glance
cursed a fig tree ,so it withered
boser blick
boser blick
the evil eye
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MY ATTEMPT TO KILL A FLY
the other car colliding
went behind without giving warning
of it's intentions
in my attempt to kill a fly
i drove into a telephone pole
the guy was all over the road
i had to swerve a number of times
before i hit him
i saw the slow moving
fat faced old gentleman
as he bounced off my car
he had no idea which direction to go
so i ran him over
i was on my way to the doctors
with rear end trouble
when my universal joint gave way
in my attempt to kill a fly
i drove into a telephone pole
i pulled away from the side of the road
and glanced at my mother in law
and headed over the embankment
in my attempt to kill a fly
i drove into a telephone pole
(invisible car comes out of nowhere
strikes my vehicle
and vanishes)
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MY MOM'S A FACIST
my mom's a facist ,she loves order
she's obsessed with cleanliness
she only drinks spring water
she loves a man named daddy
he drives one long black caddy
she's my slap back mammy
from the fifth dimension
she wants to varnish the toaster
thinks the mailbox is expendable
she's a soap opera floater
her ovaries aren't quite bendable
my mom's a facist
she goosesteps to the market
she rides in a chauffered limo
she don't know when to park it
in the driveway of a building
at the top of a mountain
it was good for mankind
and humans too
my mom's a facist
my mom's a facist
my mom's a facist
she loves j. mascis
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BEAVERBAG - SSAACOP
00:55
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SSAACOP
shit sandwich and a cup of piss
scab sandwich and a cup of pus
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TRYING TO SHIT AN OLD TURD
tring to shit an old turd ,you can't
it's like trying to kill a dead bird ,you can't
you can't live ,if your'e already dead
if the bombs have dropped
and the fallout ,fell out on your head
you can't shit an old turd
you can't kill a dead bird
you can't ride a bike with no wheels
you can't eat last year's meals
i guess you could load your gun
and try to shoot a dead man
i guess you could shove that old turd up your ass
and shit it again
but it wouldn't be the same
no,it wouldn't be the same
as the first time
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instrumental noise
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HELL ON TOAST
wind whipped around
and bath
made off with our shoes
the canvas groaned
and pulled
and swayed
and dumped it's putrid ,steaming load
on you
upset by judas gardener
decked out in harley chains
we've got to stop this shit right now
we're running out of paint
running out of paint
i'm trapped in the closet
with a needle and a ghost
well ,he talked like norman mailer
but he looked like donny most
have some more hors douvres
i said have some more hors douvres
talked like norman mailer
looked like donny most
he looked like donny most
have some more hors douvres
we're fucking perfect hosts
honey while you're at it
have some fucking hell on toast
now your toast
let's get real close
let me feed it to you
and stuff it down your throat
hell on toast
have some more hors douvres
have some more hors douvres
we're perfect fucking hosts
have some more hors douvres
hell on toast.
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I HATE VACUUMS
i hate vacuums!
(repeat endlessly)
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NOISEKILLR - Litterbox
10:32
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instrumental noise
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BOILING IN THE BATHTUB
snakmasta mom
wiped her chin of vom
she ate the hidden hotdog
and it fucked her up
wantsa take a bath
and wash her dirty ass
but we got something planned
to do her,sure enough
plug the fucker in
who knows where that things been
but i know where it's going
in the tub with moms
(ch) boiling in the bathtub (3x)
with her snakmasta
mom's cookin' now
gonna serve her up as chow
with a side of strawberries
and a cantaloupe wedge
we made little sandwiches
in triangular form
the kids are gonna love it
cause it tastes like home
(repeat ch)
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