ED WOOD - Has Anybody Seen My Pants?

from Building A Better Mousetrap - A Tribute To Cat Machine by SLUGGISHA TAPES

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HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY PANTS
has anybody here
seen my pants?
well they musta got up
and walked away
i was in the bedroom
fucking the hostess
when my pants disappeared
just like a ghostess
i came out of the room
with a dick so hard
had to move the whole party
out to the backyard
well,i had to make enough room
for my big fuckin' dick
even if i had my pants
they probably would'nt fit
but i still wish i could find 'em
i wish i fucking could
and if wishes were like gumdrops
well ,i'd eat'em
yes i would
well , won't somebody please tell me
if they have seen my pants
hangin' around?
i'll be hangin' out
with my cock in the living room
and the dining room
about 9 feet long
and 5 feet around
it's definitely a sight
to astound
has anybody seen my fuckin' pants
hangin' around?
has anybody seen?
has anybody seen
my fuckin' pants?

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from Building A Better Mousetrap - A Tribute To Cat Machine, released June 6, 2012

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SLUGGISHA TAPES started as a mailorder cassette label in 1990.Started SLUGGISHA.BLOGSPOT.COM in 2008 ,to release music both new and old on the web.MEDIACHRIST.BLOGSPOT.COM was then launched to feature not only music,but all forms of media.SLUGGISHA can also be found on youtube,facebook,soundcloud,archive.org,free webstore.org ,and other places on the internet.New releases are always happening! ... more

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